swagking4000:

there was a big explosion sound outside and i pulled aside my curtain to see what it was but as i did so, so did the woman across the street and we both sort of waved at each other and it was nice even though something may have exploded

(Source: xbox420, via orgasm)

6ood:

My dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(via orgasm)

mainheaux:

mainheaux:

Why can’t everything be free bruh like everyone just works and everyone gets everything free like everyone can have some good ass food and an iPhone or some shit Idk

So ugh um I guess this is low key communism…. I ain’t know

(via clannyphantom)

burgerkid:

could you please hold this for a second *hands you my problems and runs away*

(via pizza)